RightWingDuck

Wow. That took forever.

I’m back. Webhost issues. I guess my webhost company wanted me to pay them with something besides love.

Commies.

Bad Post #2: Tiger Woods Observations

Tiger Woods is in the news. He allegedly crashed his SUV while allegedly on some kind of medication, while allegedly running from his wife wielding a golf club for allegedly cheating on her.

So now the world is watching this play out. Tiger won’t even be showing up for his own gold tournament.

It’s a shame really. It would be nice to finally see Tiger drive more than 20 yards.

If Tiger is indeed fooling around he better be careful. You know what golfers contract when they fool around too much?

Polite Golf Clap.

I don’t know if Tiger is playing the field and keeping mistresses. But if he does – knowing Tiger and the way he plays - I’m sure that number is pretty low.

So, we’ll keep onwatching.  I don’t think we are done with this one yet.

Bad Post # 1: The Theory

Hey,

I’m back.  No really. Where are you going? Get your finger off that mouse!

There will be good things to come. Or rather… bad things.

Here’s my plan. It has been a loooong time since I have written “teh funny.” Rather than  delete post after post because i thought it wouldn’t be funny enough to justify making a comeback, I decided to change strategy. I plan – no – I VOW to give you 100 awful, lousy unfunny posts. In the process, I just might even give  you some funny stuff in between.

By allowing myself to be bad, it is my goal to – once in a while – give you something good.

Stay tuned.

I get worse.

Or , should I say – better?

Sincerely,

RightWingDuck

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